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[Reading] ➿ Hamlet as Told on the Street ➶ Shel Silverstein – Hostingencolombia.co Now Francisco and Bernardo they was guardin’ the castleLeanin’ on their spears not lookin’ for no hassle Havin’ themselves a brew or two When out in the night they hear woo wooo woooAnd here cNow Francisco and Bernardo they was guardin’ the castleLeanin’ on their spears not lookin’ for no hassle Havin’ themselves a brew or two When out in the night they hear woo wooo woooAnd here comes this ghost lookin’ ragged and rank In a rusty suit of armor goin’ clank clank clank They say Hey Mr Ghost are you our dear departed king? But the ghost don’t say one motherfuckin’ thing He goes Wooo wooo wooo They say Hey we better split And go tell Hamlet about this shitSo they run find Hamlet they say Hey sweet Prince Your daddy’s ghost been seen runnin’ hither and hince He’s all full of maggots and he’s grizzly and grim Somethin’s rotten in Denmark and whew we think it’s him Hamlet say Oh are you sure it’s my pop? Did he have matty gray hair with a bald spot on top? Did he have bright blue eyes that never know fearAnd a tattoo says GERTRUDE FOREVER right here?They say Hey the thing just flittered by our station We didn’t give him no phyical examination And we don’t know for sure if your daddy was the one But we do know a motherfuckin’ ghost when we see one Hamlet say Show me where you spied this spectral klunkSo I see if it’s my pop or if you was both drunk So they bring ol’ Hamlet to the spot and thenThey wait five minutes and wooooo Here he comes again He got gray skin black teeth and hollow eyes Beckonin’ like this young Hamlet cries Hold spirit of darness are you a ghostly apparition? No says the ghost I look like this from malnutrition Of course I’m a ghost but sone don’t be scared And I’ll tell you some shit that’ll fry your hairHe says You got two relatives I won’t say which But one’s a bloody murderer and one’s a faithless bitch Why I was takin’ a nap in the garden right here When my ambitious brother pours some poison in my ear And before my body’s even cold he’s wearin’ my pajamas Layin’ up in my bed with my crown on his head Doin’ somethin’ sinful to your momma And the terrible thoughts of what they’re doin’ up thereIs than a poor old ghost can bear So you gotta revenge me on this harlot and this knaveOr else I’ll never rest in my motherfuckin’ graveWell this information just flips Hamlet out He starts walkin’ like this with spit hangin’ out his mouth His eyes are all bleary and his tongue looks worse And he’s talkin’ in couplets and blank fuckin’ verse I mean the dude is indecisive He don’t know how he’d like his eggs And he’s got no opinion on tits ass or legs He can’t decide which horse to play at the track And when they ask him what suit you wanna wear today? He say Ahumgimme the black He calls his uncle a murderer Calls his momma a whore And he can’t get it up for Ophelia no Oh and Ophelia? She’s tryin’ her bestTo make him feel better Wants to polish his crown jewels But he won’t let her Stead of sayin’ yea the fool says nay And the whole court’s figurin’ he must be gayWell then in come Hamlet’s oldest friends Rosenstern and Guildencrantz They say Hey there Ham you gloomy Gus Get up – get down – and party with us We brought you some actores Some tunes and some lyricsTo put on a play to boost up your spirits Hamlet says Hey – songs and skits That gives me an idea that could stir up some shit We’ll put on a play –N that could be just the thingTo catch the conscience of the king If there is a conscience in the motherfuckin’ kingSo Hamlet calls all the actors he say ’Fore this drama starts I’m gonna tell you suckers how to play your parts You gotta speak the speech like I pronounced it –Don’t rush it don’t milk it don’t drag it don’t bounce it I mean do it trippingly on the tongue Or else I’ll see your thespian asses strung up and hung And don’t saw the air with your hands flappin’ wild N’ don’t go mouthin’ my words in some method styleThen the lead actor says Hey – are we alive?Or just some talking meat that’s gotta listen to this jive?I have read this thing you call a scriptAnd it ain’t too bad it’s got a few little dips But with some new dialogue and a few minor edits –Hey do you mind sharing writer credits? But this part about the king? poisoning his brother? I play this wile the real king’s watchin’? Sittin’ with your mother? You must be out of your cotton pickin’ mind He’ll cut out my tongue he’ll gouge out my eyes He’ll boil me in oil and send me to hell Hamlet says How about double scale? – The actor says WellI want my name above the title three percent of the gross I want that tall brunette as my dialogue coach I want approval of director and a juicy per diem And if there’s changes in the script I got to see ‘em I want a dresser and undresser and a hairdresser too And I gotta gotta gotta have the biggest dressing room I want an escape clause that lets me out in a month And the first thing I insist is that you fire that cunt I want transportation to and from every show I want complimentary tickets for everybody I know I want my brother and my cousin hired to play in the band And don’t go tryin’ to sneak in any extra matinees And next time you wanna speak to me Check with the director first No.

W will you please go away and let us rehearse? So Hamlet slinks off lookin’ for a backer Mutterin’ how he’ll never ever talk to another fuckin’ actor And him and Horatio they walk down a ways Till they see some clown diggin’ a mouldy grave Hamlet picks up a skull he says Who was this sucker? They say Yorick He says Yorick? I knew the motherfucker He used to be court jester Hey Yorick show us howYou used to make them funny faces – Why ain’t you laughin’ now? I’ve kissed these lips I know not how oft And Horatio uips Hey let’s not announce how oft you kissed them lips I mean people already talkin’ ‘bout the way you walk And the fact that you ain’t givin’ Ophelia no nookOh and speakin’ of Ophelia – Polonius her daddy Says Hey that prince is drivin’ my little girl batty Got her runnin’ all night and sleepin’ till noon God knows what else he got her doin’ But he’s our royal prince lord of earth sky and water But he’s also a horny little pimply faced shitheadTrying to hump my daughter So Polonius calls Ophelia and says Listen darlin’ daughter I hope you and Ham ain’t doin’ things you shouldn’t oughter ‘Cause you let ‘em touch an ankle and they wanna grab a knee And they never buy nothin’ that you let ‘em have for freeOphelia says Hey Pop I know the score You think I wanna wind up another palace whore? I got the dud sendin’ me letters and babblin’ ‘bout the moon I really do think his bells are out of tune Well don’t you go dingin’ his bells says Polonius ’’Cause if he throws you in the grass I’ll get your big brother Laertes to kick his royal assNow Laertes overhears his name bein’ bandied about He says Hey Pop you signin’ my ass up for somethin’My head don’t know about? Plonius says Son it’s Hamlet that loony tune Been fed all his life with a silver spoon He’s in my face and on my neck I mean the dude ain’t playin’ with a full damn deck He’s bumblin’ around twirlin’ his crown And callin’ me a fishmonger all over town And he’s charmed your baby sister with his rhymes and his riddles Hey you think she’s puttin’ on a little weight around the middle? Laertes says Hey Pop she ain’t no baby She got a set of jugs tha’d drive any prince crazy Now that’s just a natural fact and not lust or incest And if she shakes ‘em right she could be a princess That’s right says Ophelia That’s my scheme And the way kings been dyin’ ‘round here I could wind up ueen Enough says Polonius That Pince has ruined my day Now we gotta see his fuckin’ play within a play Hell the place’ll be drafty the seats won’t be com’fa’ble I wouldn’t go at all but these tickets ain’t refundable Prob’ly full of symbolism I won’t understand it Shit I hope it rains and all the critics pan itSo they go to the play and everybody’s there They got diamonds on their doublets They got ribbons in their hair Lords ladies dogs babies all in attendance The maruee says MURDER DECEIT AND VENGEANCE ONE OF YEAR’S TEN BEST DO NOT MISS ITSo everybody figures it’s another piece of shit And they’re bitchin’ ‘bout their seats buckin’ the line Scalpin’ tickets and sippin’ wine Rattlin’ their programs twistin’ in their chairs Tryin’ to catch if any celebrities are there Then the play begins – and ooh looky here –It shows the king puttin’ poison in his brother’s ear And King Claudius is watchin’ and ooh is he pissed He says I know who’s responsible for this He calls Hey Gertie come here hon What the hell’s the matter with your jive ass son? I give the kid room board ‘n’ remedial education And he calls me a murderer and other wild accusations Hell I’d sue him for libel for implyin’ that shit But the libel laws ain’t been invented yet Just ‘cause I’m bangin’ you he’s givin’ me hell I think he wants to hump you his own damn selfueen Gertrude says I think he’s goin’ throughAn Oedipal rejection seein’ his uncleReplace his father in his momma’s affection Oedipal? says the king The punk is givin’ me some shitI’ll send him where I sent his pop if he don’t uitSo you tell him it’s better to leave some things unsaidOr he’ll be puttin’ on his crown without his motherfuckin’ head So the ueen runs to Hamlet she says Oh listen son Y’better suck up to the king before some foul deed gets doneIt’s true he wears black socks and Hawaiian shirtsBut that ain’t no reason to treat him like dirtBecause he is your uncle and I do wear his ringAnd most of all he is the motherfuckin’ king Don’t say mother fuckin’ king says Hamlet Please Somehow that phrase makes my blood freeze My daddy was a handsome dude with dignity and class And this fat fool got hair on his back and boils on his ass Can anybody get you in their goddamn bedJust ‘cause they got a crown on their goddamned head? His momma says Hey before you go off the deep end There’s some things about women you gotta comprehendNow milkmaids and ueens we all have filet mignon dreams But when the steak is gone you will eat the beans And when you’re out of beans you’ll chew the shoes off their feet But you.

PDF Shel Silverstein Å Hamlet as Told on the Street PDF Ë Told on  PDF Å

PDF Shel Silverstein Å Hamlet as Told on the Street PDF Ë Told on PDF Å Shel Silverstein was the author artist of many beloved books of prose and poetry He was a cartoonist playwright poet performer recording artist and Grammy winning Oscar nominated songwriter

hamlet pdf told epub street mobile Hamlet as ebok Told on ebok as Told on mobile Hamlet as Told on the Street ePUBW will you please go away and let us rehearse? So Hamlet slinks off lookin’ for a backer Mutterin’ how he’ll never ever talk to another fuckin’ actor And him and Horatio they walk down a ways Till they see some clown diggin’ a mouldy grave Hamlet picks up a skull he says Who was this sucker? They say Yorick He says Yorick? I knew the motherfucker He used to be court jester Hey Yorick show us howYou used to make them funny faces – Why ain’t you laughin’ now? I’ve kissed these lips I know not how oft And Horatio uips Hey let’s not announce how oft you kissed them lips I mean people already talkin’ ‘bout the way you walk And the fact that you ain’t givin’ Ophelia no nookOh and speakin’ of Ophelia – Polonius her daddy Says Hey that prince is drivin’ my little girl batty Got her runnin’ all night and sleepin’ till noon God knows what else he got her doin’ But he’s our royal prince lord of earth sky and water But he’s also a horny little pimply faced shitheadTrying to hump my daughter So Polonius calls Ophelia and says Listen darlin’ daughter I hope you and Ham ain’t doin’ things you shouldn’t oughter ‘Cause you let ‘em touch an ankle and they wanna grab a knee And they never buy nothin’ that you let ‘em have for freeOphelia says Hey Pop I know the score You think I wanna wind up another palace whore? I got the dud sendin’ me letters and babblin’ ‘bout the moon I really do think his bells are out of tune Well don’t you go dingin’ his bells says Polonius ’’Cause if he throws you in the grass I’ll get your big brother Laertes to kick his royal assNow Laertes overhears his name bein’ bandied about He says Hey Pop you signin’ my ass up for somethin’My head don’t know about? Plonius says Son it’s Hamlet that loony tune Been fed all his life with a silver spoon He’s in my face and on my neck I mean the dude ain’t playin’ with a full damn deck He’s bumblin’ around twirlin’ his crown And callin’ me a fishmonger all over town And he’s charmed your baby sister with his rhymes and his riddles Hey you think she’s puttin’ on a little weight around the middle? Laertes says Hey Pop she ain’t no baby She got a set of jugs tha’d drive any prince crazy Now that’s just a natural fact and not lust or incest And if she shakes ‘em right she could be a princess That’s right says Ophelia That’s my scheme And the way kings been dyin’ ‘round here I could wind up ueen Enough says Polonius That Pince has ruined my day Now we gotta see his fuckin’ play within a play Hell the place’ll be drafty the seats won’t be com’fa’ble I wouldn’t go at all but these tickets ain’t refundable Prob’ly full of symbolism I won’t understand it Shit I hope it rains and all the critics pan itSo they go to the play and everybody’s there They got diamonds on their doublets They got ribbons in their hair Lords ladies dogs babies all in attendance The maruee says MURDER DECEIT AND VENGEANCE ONE OF YEAR’S TEN BEST DO NOT MISS ITSo everybody figures it’s another piece of shit And they’re bitchin’ ‘bout their seats buckin’ the line Scalpin’ tickets and sippin’ wine Rattlin’ their programs twistin’ in their chairs Tryin’ to catch if any celebrities are there Then the play begins – and ooh looky here –It shows the king puttin’ poison in his brother’s ear And King Claudius is watchin’ and ooh is he pissed He says I know who’s responsible for this He calls Hey Gertie come here hon What the hell’s the matter with your jive ass son? I give the kid room board ‘n’ remedial education And he calls me a murderer and other wild accusations Hell I’d sue him for libel for implyin’ that shit But the libel laws ain’t been invented yet Just ‘cause I’m bangin’ you he’s givin’ me hell I think he wants to hump you his own damn selfueen Gertrude says I think he’s goin’ throughAn Oedipal rejection seein’ his uncleReplace his father in his momma’s affection Oedipal? says the king The punk is givin’ me some shitI’ll send him where I sent his pop if he don’t uitSo you tell him it’s better to leave some things unsaidOr he’ll be puttin’ on his crown without his motherfuckin’ head So the ueen runs to Hamlet she says Oh listen son Y’better suck up to the king before some foul deed gets doneIt’s true he wears black socks and Hawaiian shirtsBut that ain’t no reason to treat him like dirtBecause he is your uncle and I do wear his ringAnd most of all he is the motherfuckin’ king Don’t say mother fuckin’ king says Hamlet Please Somehow that phrase makes my blood freeze My daddy was a handsome dude with dignity and class And this fat fool got hair on his back and boils on his ass Can anybody get you in their goddamn bedJust ‘cause they got a crown on their goddamned head? His momma says Hey before you go off the deep end There’s some things about women you gotta comprehendNow milkmaids and ueens we all have filet mignon dreams But when the steak is gone you will eat the beans And when you’re out of beans you’ll chew the shoes off their feet But you.

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